There goes my life.

egberts:

i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow

posted 2 weeks ago via hoehazza · © egberts with 64,720 notes




busty-karkat:

My science teacher used to teach all of his classes morse code until last year because last year he caught two kids cheating on the test and having a conversation across the room in morse code by blinking their eyelids. So he doesn’t teach morse code anymore and those kids have to wear sunglasses when they take tests


lucky-t0wn:

I’ve been waiting all year for this.

lucky-t0wn:

I’ve been waiting all year for this.


posted 2 weeks ago via megbooks · © kimkellyy with 2,683 notes

sunpetals asked: "slutty pumpkin."

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posted 2 weeks ago

adventure-itsoutthere:

BARTY CROUCH

                                                                                                              junior


sunpetals asked: "u a hoe"

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posted 2 weeks ago


narcimallows:

narcimallows:

smile and clap along
have a sudden fit of coughing so you can awkwardly hide your face in your hands
beat-box
scream “dis my jAM” and jump on the table to break-dance
sing amazing grace as loud as you possibly can until they stop singing to you
go up to the closest person singing and hug them until they stop. however long it takes. keep holding them until they feel uncomfortable. bonus points for humming in their ear
start a mosh pit
striptease

#what about screaming ENCORE, #that always gets me places in life

narcimallows:

narcimallows:

  • smile and clap along
  • have a sudden fit of coughing so you can awkwardly hide your face in your hands
  • beat-box
  • scream “dis my jAM” and jump on the table to break-dance
  • sing amazing grace as loud as you possibly can until they stop singing to you
  • go up to the closest person singing and hug them until they stop. however long it takes. keep holding them until they feel uncomfortable. bonus points for humming in their ear
  • start a mosh pit
  • striptease


wtfsherlockcomics:

john aint takin none of your shit sherlock


kanyewesticle:

usb-dongle:

kanyewesticle:

it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning

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oh my god