egberts: i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow
busty-karkat: My science teacher used to teach all of his classes morse code until last year because last year he caught two kids cheating on the test and having a conversation across the room in morse code by blinking their eyelids. So he doesn’t teach morse code anymore and those kids have to wear sunglasses when they take tests
sunpetals asked: slutty pumpkin.
adventure-itsoutthere: BARTY CROUCH junior
sunpetals asked: u a hoe
kanyewesticle: usb-dongle: kanyewesticle: it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning oh my god
saddumbgirl: cute messages make me instinctively hide my face in my hands and fall to one side on my bed
darrynek: hello 911 yes i’d like to report a fucking noob
styleswhore: band members have problems too they’re just like you except they’re hot
My academic career
sodamnrelatable: 2005: Present:
jakemalik: jakemalik: jakemalik: can’t sleep, guess i’ll go eat everything in my fridge SOMEONE HELP fuck u anons
condorn: is ur name banana cuz id like to tap that potASSium
elisey: dontgetmade: elisey: i guess you could say that finding nemo 2 is… offishial. get out i’m trying help
wonderingaboutfandoms: letyourjourneystart: According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.
grimybear: the best thing about taking exams in college is that once you’re done you can leave right away to go cry