May 2013
1 tag
egberts:
i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow
busty-karkat:
My science teacher used to teach all of his classes morse code until last year because last year he caught two kids cheating on the test and having a conversation across the room in morse code by blinking their eyelids. So he doesn’t teach morse code anymore and those kids have to wear sunglasses when they take tests
2 tags
sunpetals asked: slutty pumpkin.
adventure-itsoutthere:
BARTY CROUCH
junior
2 tags
sunpetals asked: u a hoe
kanyewesticle:
usb-dongle:
kanyewesticle:
it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning
oh my god
saddumbgirl:
cute messages make me instinctively hide my face in my hands and fall to one side on my bed
darrynek:
hello 911 yes i’d like to report a fucking noob
styleswhore:
band members have problems too
they’re just like you
except they’re hot
My academic career
sodamnrelatable:
2005:
Present:
2 tags
jakemalik:
jakemalik:
jakemalik:
can’t sleep, guess i’ll go eat everything in my fridge
SOMEONE HELP
fuck u anons
condorn:
is ur name banana cuz id like to tap that potASSium
2 tags
2 tags
elisey:
dontgetmade:
elisey:
i guess you could say that finding nemo 2 is… offishial.
get out
i’m trying help
wonderingaboutfandoms:
letyourjourneystart:
According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.
grimybear:
the best thing about taking exams in college is that once you’re done you can leave right away to go cry
