me:oh, i'm such a good child. i don't smoke, i don't drink and i don't do drugs. i don't sneak out to go partying. my grades are quite good. when i compare myself to those in my class..wow, i'm almost a role model. my parents must be so proud of me!
mom:WHY DON'T I EVER SEE YOU STUDY? ALL YOU DO IS SIT ON THE INTERNET! YOU SHOULD LOOK AT OTHER STUDENTS! YOU DON'T EVEN HELP ME WITH ANYTHING! NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE CARES ABOUT HOW MUCH I HAVE TO DO! NONE OF YOU HELP ME! YOU ARE ALL SO UNGRATEFUL!
Holy shit the repubs are so sassy tonight. Like I’m waiting for Mitt and Newt to take off their earrings and throw down, complete with hair-pulling. Rick Santorum will be sitting there begging for attention and Ron Paul just sits there shaking his head at the whole thing.
My Dad just barged into my room, threw “The Hunger Games” onto my bed and was shouting, “No! No! It can’t end like that!” And after I got him to calm down, he said, “How could Katniss do that to Peeta? How could she be confused?!!?! She’s being dumb! How could she not choose him after…