me: oh, i'm such a good child. i don't smoke, i don't drink and i don't do drugs. i don't sneak out to go partying. my grades are quite good. when i compare myself to those in my class..wow, i'm almost a role model. my parents must be so proud of me!
mom: WHY DON'T I EVER SEE YOU STUDY? ALL YOU DO IS SIT ON THE INTERNET! YOU SHOULD LOOK AT OTHER STUDENTS! YOU DON'T EVEN HELP ME WITH ANYTHING! NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE CARES ABOUT HOW MUCH I HAVE TO DO! NONE OF YOU HELP ME! YOU ARE ALL SO UNGRATEFUL!
Good God. This is my life.
Gale: We could do it you know. Take off, live in the woods.
Katniss: They'd catch us.
Gale: Maybe not.
Katniss: We wouldn't make it five miles.
Gale: We could go watch the sunset.
Katniss: It's twelve in the afternoon.
Gale: I could get you pregnant.
Katniss: I don't want kids.
Gale: We could go to Taco Bell.
Katniss: I'm on an call carb diet. GOD GALE YOU'RE SO STUPID.
My car battery is dead and now my computer wont charge. WTFuck FML
Why do we cut potatoes to make french fries →
daily-tumbles: Why don’t we just deep fry a whole potato and eat it. Its like a giant french fry I recommend following this blog, you won’t regret it! hvlvkygkhjk
ofthehouseofpants: Holy shit the repubs are so sassy tonight. Like I’m waiting for Mitt and Newt to take off their earrings and throw down, complete with hair-pulling. Rick Santorum will be sitting there begging for attention and Ron Paul just sits there shaking his head at the whole thing. This statement is accurate.
I feel like all these candidates are just bragging...
Shut up and tell me how you’re going to make America better not that I’m a republican so it doesn’t matter to me right now.
Reblog if you don't care if someone is...
geekyyounglittlegirl: doctor-wholmes: permafrostx: thatfoulmouthedsniper: cruexcrazy: My followers better all reblog this. There should be more notes REBLOG FOLLOWERS. NEEDS MORE NOTES! NO EXCEPTIONS! i went to middle school with the girl with the mohawk in the first picture! Forever reblog. I also don’t care if they are asexual,...
The Hunger Games Fandom after March 23:
peetas-buns-are-in-my-oven: theboywhopaints: ACCURATE.
will it wash away this jet black feeling?: oh my... →
mcrandc0ffee: oh my gAWD My Dad just barged into my room, threw “The Hunger Games” onto my bed and was shouting, “No! No! It can’t end like that!” And after I got him to calm down, he said, “How could Katniss do that to Peeta? How could she be confused?!!?! She’s being dumb! How could she not choose him after… Haha. This cracked me up. This is amazing.
callmewyatt replied to your post: Okay I’m more obsessed with The Hunger Games now… Team Peeta or Team Gale?!?!? I ship Peeta and Katniss so hard.
r3windd asked: Josh Hutcherson was dating Vanessa Hudgens. He's not anymore, she's dating Austin Butler now.
Okay I’m more obsessed with The Hunger Games now than I was before. March 23rd cannot come soon enough!
Joshua Ryan Hutcherson: Hunger Games GIF... →
j0shuahutcherson: Use every fourth GIF in your folder, no skipping! You on the morning of the Reaping: Waiting for the names to be called: Your reaction when your name is called: What you think of the other tribute from your district: Saying goodbye to your family and friends: The first… Okay, this isn’t mind but it’s awesome.
Anonymous asked: vanessa doesn't date Josh anymore.
And now I see that Josh Hutcherson is dating Vanessa Hudgens! Come on how does she get all the amazingly attractive guys. Zac Efron and now Josh Hutcherson! Not fair!
So I kind of just fell in love
With Josh Hutcherson. Plus he’s playing Peeta Mellark in the Hunger Games movie. alsdjfhapofcpaice. Oh maah gahh.